It is not this.

Bear!Ninja! is an ad-makin’ duo. They will inevitably force you to guess who is the art director and who is the writer. You will be wrong.

Bear! and Ninja! have been making stuff up together for 4 years. They met at the VCU Adcenter (Brandcenter) when Ninja! accidentally tried to murder Bear! when he mistook her for an afternoon snack.

While they were sharing a hearty laugh over the incident, they discovered they got along quite swimmingly and have been together ever since. In a completely platonic, don’t-touch-me-unless-I’m-on-fire sort of way.

Bear!Ninja! graduated from the Adcenter in 2007 and currently work in Chicago.